Young Parents Team
So you think you’re a good father? Take our tongue-in-cheek quiz and find out.
You hear your baby crying. You
A) Rush into his bedroom.
B) Pretend you can’t hear him.
C) Turn up the football on TV and grab a beer.
You realise you swear too much. You
A) Promise never to use vulgar language again.
B) Admit you’re human, start a swear box and donate the cash.
C) Teach your kid to swear like a drunken sailor.
Your child loves cartoons, but you want to watch HBO. You
A) Let him watch the cartoons.
B) Distract him with some toys or games.
C) Insist that a kid can never be too young to watch Game of Thrones.
Your friend’s baby starts speaking before your child. You
A) Patiently wait for your baby’s first words.
B) Read a dictionary out loud for hours.
C) Put sticky tape across your friend’s baby’s mouth.